Carlos

🌟 CARLOS — THE HORSE THE INTERNET CAN’T SEEM TO BUY 🌟

Six billion enquiries later and somehow he’s still in my paddock.

Honestly… I cannot believe this magnificent pony is still here. Despite huge interest, Carlos remains available — likely thanks to my unwavering honesty and the modern rider’s fondness for extremely specific requests.

With that in mind, here is a refined summary of his qualities… and the truly baffling curiosities that have kept him unsold:

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🛑 Reasons Carlos Has Been Rejected (Dealbreakers??! 🚫)

❌ “Is he suitable for my small child?”

He’s rising 6. He still needs a rider, not a passenger.

❌ “He’s not in front of the leg at the very start of a ride.”

Neither am I until I've had my coffee/or/ I take a hot minute to warm up too 🫣

❌ “I wanted more long-rein video.”

Ask and you shall receive… but you didn’t ask 😭

❌ “I want to see him in a more collected frame.”

He’s an educated young horse with a lovely a scores of up to 69% at Prelim— but he’s not State Champs Level… yet. 😉

❌ “I want to buy him sight unseen.”

Carlos and I prefer meeting his admirers personally.

❌ “He swished his tail.”

Yes — it is fully functional.

❌ “He looks uneven behind.”

He’s five. He’s still building strength. Also, the missing sock is misleading — he forgot his matching pair on his birthday.

❌ “I’ll offer you $10k.”

Charming. But no.

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💚 Reasons You Should Buy Carlos

✅ Objectively gorgeous.

✅ Best suited to a confident rider who leads, not pleads.

✅ Floats like a dream — self-loads like he has places to be.

✅ Loves new environments — would go to Bunnings if allowed.

✅ Perfect citizen in the tie-up.

✅ Enjoys trails, adventures, variety, and being part of your day.

✅ Rewarding to train — the “OMG we did it” type.

✅ Represented with full transparency — no surprises, no mysteries.

✅ He. Is. SOUND. Yes… vet-sound!

🎉 In Conclusion

Carlos is the horse for someone who wants a beautiful, talented partner who thrives on connection, consistency, and the satisfaction of progress. A head-turning all-rounder ready for adventure.

He’s not a beginner’s horse. He’s an elegant, intelligent young horse seeking a rider who appreciates growth over instant perfection — and a touch of personality over robotic compliance.

And let’s be honest…

💘 Carlos is the perfect boyfriend — gorgeous, sound, and enjoys going places with you!

Enquiries welcome!

Located Angle Vale , SA